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Just heard on the grapevine that Bluewater have now banned middle-aged gentlemen wearing fleeces. Apparently, on Saturday afternoons these gentlemen hang around outside shops looking morose and frankly wearing expressions of great weariness. Bluewater spokeperson said that the reason for the ban was twofold.

 

(a) They were depressing other customers

 

(B) They needed releasing for their own sakes.

 

Apparently any middle aged gentleman wearing a fleece hanging around Bluewater on a Saturday afternoon will be sent on their way with complimentary tickets to the Fleet!!!

 

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You Try going to the Bus Stops at Bluewater on a friday night after you have been at work around about 9:30 PM then you will see the problems Bluewater is on About!

 

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You Try going to the Bus Stops at Bluewater on a friday night after you have been at work around about 9:30 PM then you will see the problems Bluewater is on About!

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Apologies. I wasn't knocking any serious problems people may get from the Chavs. I was just pointing out that some of us would welcome a ban by Bluewater.

My own brother for instance is now wearing burberry baseball cap with hooded top just so that he can get banned. Perhaps all of us Bluewater haters should join him!!

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well if he wants to thats up to him but he will not be able to use all those wonderful shops and he will be the net loser in the end

 

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Now you know why people wear Fleeces and Hoods.....It's freezing in the Galeforce winds that whistle round there! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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