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Before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, Osama bin Laden would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest [****!!****] of them all?"

 

The mirror would reply, "You are O sama".

 

That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with

a huge smile on his face, before indulging in his goat's milk and dried

cowpat cereal. Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and

every day the mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest [****!!****] of them all.

 

One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his

face, and he was obviously very upset. One of his eleven wives summed up the courage to ask him, "What's wrong Osama?"

 

 

Osama replied, "WHO THE F ** K IS ROY KEANE?"

 

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