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Posh 'n' Becks

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Posh Spice and David Beckham are sitting in front of the television watching the Six O'Clock News. The headline feature is a man who is threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge onto the busy A4 below.

 

Posh turns to Beckham and says: "Dave, I bet you £5,000 that he jumps." He replies: "£5,000! Done."

 

The pair shake on it and continue watching the commotion on the TV. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 out of his pocket and gives it to Posh. "I can't take that from you Dave" she says. "I was cheating. I saw the Five O'Clock News earlier so I knew what was going to happen. I can't accept that money."

 

Beckham replies: "No Babe. The money is yours fair and square. I was cheating too. I saw the news at five, I just didn't think he would do it again."

 

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