Posh 'N' Becks II

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David Beckham is sitting at home bored. Posh is away on tour with the Spice Girls so he decides to have a go at a jigsaw.

 

He tries and tries to no avail and becomes more stressed as time goes by. Finally he decides to ring Sir Alex for help. On taking the call, Ferguson realises that he has a problem as his star player sounds really stressed out. "I can't do it" shouts David.

 

Ferguson gives him good advice. "Well David, why don't you find all the edges and piece those together first. Then gradually work your way inwards from there." "OK" says Beckham, "I'll give it a go".

 

20 minutes later, Ferguson's phone rings again. "I can't do it. I can't find the edges and none of the edges fit together. I don't know what to do I'm really stressed I may not be able to play on Saturday", says Becks. "Calm down David, what's the jigsaw of?" Ferguson asks. "A Bengal Tiger" replies David. "Right", says Ferguson, feeling on safer ground now.

 

"All you have to do is find the eyes. Once you have got those just work your way out from there. See you on Saturday".

 

10 minutes later, the phone rings again. "F*ck it", says Beckham. "I can't do it, I can't find the eyes and I'm not playing Saturday so there!!" "Stay where you are", replies Ferguson, "I'll be right over."

 

So Ferguson drives over to the Chateau de Beckham and Posh and knocks on the door. Beckham answers, sweaty and stressed. "Right where's this jigsaw?" demands Ferguson. "In the kitchen" replies a despondent David. Ferguson strides into the kitchen, takes a long look around and says: "Put the bloody Frosties back in the box David."