Camel to ride...

[vienna1964]

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert.

 

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

 

He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

 

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women... And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel."

 

The Captain pondered and replied "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."

 

About a month later, the Captain started to experience his own "urges".

 

Inflamed with pent-up passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbed several rungs, pulled his pants down and embarked upon a roistering bout of wild, insane sex with the camel.

 

When he'd exhausted both himself and his ardour, he caught his breath and asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

 

Sheepishly the Sergent looked up at him and apologetically replied[color:"red"] "No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."[/color]