Barbershop

[vienna1964]

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

 

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

 

The guy nods and leaves.

 

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?"

 

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

 

The guy again nods and leaves.

 

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?"

 

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."

 

Yet once more, the guy just nods and leaves.

 

The barber; now perplexed; looks over at an acquaintance in the shop and says, "Hey, Joe, do me a favour, will ya? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps coming in here, same day, same time every week, asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't ever come back."

 

A little while later, Joe comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

 

The barber asks, "What the Hell is so very funny, Huh ? Where did he go when he left here?"

 

Joe looks up, tears in his eyes and says, [color:"red"] "Your house."[/color]