Jump to content
Welcome to the new software - Please read! Read more... ×
Fans Focus - Non League football clubs
Sign in to follow this  
mala_D

I Hate Cats

Recommended Posts

Mala only started this 'Fred' to get me going !

 

Sorry mate ! I ain't going to bite.

 

Here's our fella' on night-patrol !

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

......and he looks like he's going to ablute in a neighbours garden. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

(Big JR's cat I mean, not Big JR...although there are rumours emanating from the Dorking area that a retired gentlemen is performing similar "untidy works" after closing time) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I dont hate cats but I remember a term when a cat appears to get a little..."interested" in someone. I believe the term was paddy pawing. Its happened a couple of times...its a little wierd.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote:
Uncle Urchin said:
whats an injunction BF.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

and just for the record....taz is a dog..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


Sorry to be picky and all UncU, but Taz is no dog... he is a Tasmanian Devil (hence the name !), a marsupial.

The Tasmanian devil (Sarcophilus harrisii) cannot be mistaken for any other marsupial. Its spine-chilling screeches, black colour, and reputed bad-temper, led the early European settlers to call it The Devil. Although only the size of a small dog, it can sound and look incredibly fierce.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

... as an 'amateur' expert on cats, I assume that when you refer to 'paddy-pawing', jkmaskell, you mean when cats tense and relax their front paws alternatively, usually purring at the same time.

 

This is a kitten-reflex when content. As kitts, they would stimulate their mothers milk-flow by doing this on their mums tummy !

 

Next question please, (apart from Mala, that is !)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

ha ha...serves you right...when 'bjricus' is on the prowl in the pub you have to be extra careful....he sits there fully loaded with 3 pc's on his desk.... all fully loaded into google....beware also the bewitching hour when the little seen 'bjricus' is at his most dangerous..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The picture that Harry J. last posted is of a Scottish Fold kitten.

 

This breed is NOT recognised by the G.C.C.F, as it carries a mutant jean which prevents the ears from developing and becoming erect after birth !

 

Just for Unc - Try this one !

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" />

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The DO need their daily dose of coffee, though !

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote:
gnfcmightymole said:
are you sure the chinese eat cats it's north and south korea


As a Chinese friend of mine from Singapore once told me "We have a saying, if it walks, runs, flies, swims, crawls, burrows or slithers, or just stays put on a rock, we eat it! I wasn't sure if he was joking.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Don't think this'll work, but I'll try !

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

[color:"red"] Yippeeeeeee !!!! [color:"black"]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×