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NZ joke No. 803


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A New Zealander gets shipwrecked on a deserted island and his only companions are a dog and a sheep.


After a month, the man can no longer resist his urges and starts having sex with the sheep. As soon as he starts, the dog bites him in the ar#e and chases him up a tree. Frustrated, the man waits a week and as soon as he gets the sheep alone, he starts again. However, the dog is hiding and chases him up a tree again.


A month later, a beautiful, naked women drifts ashore in a lifeboat. The man gives her food, shelter and clothing and nurses her back to health. Grateful, she tells him, "You saved my life, anything you want is yours, anything I have is yours."


The man asks, "Anything? Are you sure?"


She replies, "Anything."


"Can you hold this bloody dog for a minute."

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