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Golfers Mistake !

Big J R

By Big J R
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A man staggers into A&E with 2 black eyes and a nine iron neatly wrapped tightly round his throat.

 

Concerned the doctor asks "What happened ?"

 

"Well it was like this," says the man, "I was having a round of golf with the wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and whilst I was rooting around I noticed one of these cows had something small and white in its backside. I walked over,lifted up its tail and sure enough,there was the wife's golfball lodged right in the middle of it's [****!!****]..... and thats when I made my fatal mistake."

 

"What did you do ?" enquired the doc.

"I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, HEY this looks like yours !!!!!!!! "

 

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