Top 25 dumb laws!...

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Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.

Location: United States, Montana, Salisbury

 

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

 

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Location: United States, California, Chico

 

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Location: United States, Alaska

 

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Location: United States, Florida

 

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Location: United States, Arizona

 

Idiots may not vote.

Location: United States, New Mexico

 

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Location: United States, Kansas

 

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

Location: United States, California, San Francisco

 

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

 

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Location: United States, Florida

 

It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Location: United States, Illinois, Normal

 

You may not ride an ugly horse.

Location: United States, Washington, Wilbur

 

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Location: United States, New York

 

It is illegal to get a fish .

Location: United States, Ohio

 

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Location: United States, Missouri, Natchez

 

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Location: United States, Florida

 

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.

Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur

 

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Location: United States, Maryland, Baltimore

 

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Location: United States, Texas

 

Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.

Location: Singapore

 

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

Location: United States, California, San Francisco

 

It is illegal to molest butterflies.

Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove

 

The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach

 

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

Location: United States, Texas, Houston