I'm fed up with Big J.R's monopoly, so........

[Wilf]

Q. - What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

 

A. - You can get to sleep with a light on.

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Q. - What's the difference between a bowling ball and Jordan's "feminine" bits?

 

A. - If you shut your eyes and try hard, you could eat a bowling ball.

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Q. - What's the difference between Jordan and a KitKat?

 

A. - You can get a maximum of 4 fingers in a KitKat.

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Yes - the old ones are always................the oldest.

[Big J R]

Sorry about the monopoly Wilf, but few people bother to post a 'larf' - And the world without a 'larf' is boring !

[Wilf]

Yep - I make you spot on there, J.R.

Don't take seriously, what's poked at you in fun - as Jordan was once told (too late).

Keep the posts coming and brighten my otherwise dull existence!