Of Course Darling

[pabird]

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone

on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function

and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather

coat.It's only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last

year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will

probably take it.

If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good

price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at

him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[gnfcmightymole]

i remember thisjoke on an earlier thread but still good