General Joke I heard tonight...

[Ian_D]

3 men were stranded on a desert Island, and started to go crazy running round the island looking to actually live. Suddenly, they run into a violent tribe, who shoot you if you don't do what they said.

 

The leader of the tribe goes to the 3: Go and get 10 peices of all the same fruit and bring them back here.

Without argument the men scuttled off, and before long man number 1 returned with 10 apples. The tribe leader said: now stick all of them fruit up your a*se - without making a noise, Other wise I will shoot you.

 

Man number one attempted to stick the first one up, but after long screamed in agony, and was immediatley shot dead, and went up to heaven.

 

A few minutes later man number 2 arrived, with 10 grapes. The tribe leader said: now stick all of them fruit up your a*se - without making a noise, Other wise I will shoot you.

Man number 2 did as he was told, but after getting to putting the tenth up, laughed at the top of his voice. As a consequence he was immediately shot, and so went up to heaven.

 

Meanwhile in Heaven, Man number one and man number two were talking.

So why did you laugh, after being so close? said man number 1.

Man number two replied: I saw the third man coming back with pineapples!

 

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Ahh well it made me crack up