BJ Revenge

[vienna1964]

This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says

 

 

she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new

 

 

drink she wants him to try. She gets back to the table and has

 

 

two drinks for him. One is a shot of Bailey's, and the other a

 

 

shot of lime juice.

 

 

 

She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it

 

 

in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a little

 

 

dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when

 

 

she's enthusiastic and he has plans for later.

 

 

 

First he swigs the Bailey's, holding it and swishing it back and

 

 

forth over his tongue. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his

 

 

mouth.

 

 

 

Then he adds the lime juice to mix with the Bailey's.

 

 

 

After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his

 

 

mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime

 

 

juice. Five seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to

 

 

swallow the mess.

 

 

 

With a look of near horror on his face, he turns to her and asks,

 

 

"Why did you give me such a God-awful combination?"

 

 

 

She whispers in his ear....

 

 

 

"It's called Blowjob revenge"