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It was easy in my formative years to identify the status and mood of your local police officers; you could even spot the desk sergeant of his weekly walk around his turf

There was a shape and an aura of authority that could be seen from 200 yards away

Walking through Kings Cross station this morning I passed three distinct types of Police

1. Community police: could be traffic wardens of station guards in their manner and appearance

2. Transport police: could be old school “spivs” but what! Ever appeared to be failed proper police

3. The Police: difficult to describe but rarely figures of authority other than the odd WPC of a certain age who did look as though they could tackle a resolute thief

I know it’s an (my) age thing but the actual Police look to be recruiting 14 year olds

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Big J R said:
What's a policeman ?


An administrator who sits in a purpose-built building issuing incident numbers to members of the public who bother to report a crime for insurance purposes. Much of this activity is carried out on Saturday evenings to clock up overtime and avoid having to go out among nasty rough types in town centres. If invited they will emerge on Saturday afternoons to attend football matches, as of course a fee is payable by the club.

During lulls in administrative activity during the week they amuse themselves by interfering with sporting occassions, changing kick-off times and replay dates for no apparent reason.

If really bored they like to drive around in tastelessly decorated cars to see how many other drivers they can harrass.

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Chav Killer said:
Is there anything in this entire planet that you don't feel the need to constantly moan about?


<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Chav Killer said:
Is there anything in this entire planet that you don't feel the need to constantly moan about?


Of course there is. I.E. The genetically retarded for one
So I will say this slowly, if you have a careful read I have made observations not complaints

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Chav Killer said:
nope. I'm the one who gets called a retard when I don't happen to agree with other people's points of views


You obviously haven't understood Pabirds' response. He didn't say you were a retard. He said "genetically retarded" ..... not the same thing. You could say he was chronologically challenged!

Sorry Pabird <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Pabird has never posted anything positive. At best it is condescending [****!!****] like the above. It must be soul destroying.

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Martin said:
Pabird has never posted anything positive. At best it is condescending [****!!****] like the above. It must be soul destroying.


That's a negative attitude !

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Some thing positive eh eh eh Bliar looks F*****

How you keeping Lass, [color:"blue"] nice to have you back on board
[color:"black"]

or, [color:"red"] Front On Bed, [color:"black"] P.A. ?

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pabird said:
Some thing positive eh eh eh Bliar looks F*****

How you keeping Lass, [color:"blue"] nice to have you back on board
[color:"black"]

or, [color:"red"] Front On Bed, [color:"black"] P.A. ?


Somethings (or someone) never change. Still the same old BJR!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Big J R said:
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pabird said:
Some thing positive eh eh eh Bliar looks F*****

How you keeping Lass, [color:"blue"] nice to have you back on board
[color:"black"]

or, [color:"red"] Front On Bed, [color:"black"] P.A. ?


Somethings (or someone) never change. Still the same old BJR!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


The words 'tiger' and 'spots' spring to mind, lass !

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Check the colour of those spots on a regular basis


I do ! I do.

If they get too bad, a dose of penicillin usually does the trick.

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Just imagine years back when they used the umbrella. IE.inserted closed then pulled back out open <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

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