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what are blokes better at than women

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morrisonsm said:
Are you talking about football, or American football?

http://www.scotiafootball.com/


Moo is talking about good old Soccer. As her ENGLISH husband !

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American football isn't football.. it is gridiron. It is a bunch of oversized brutes in padding running around cracking helmets with each other. I have never really cared for it.

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American football isn't football.. it is gridiron. It is a bunch of oversized brutes in padding running around cracking helmets with each other. I have never really cared for it.


Perhaps a 're-phrase' might be in order, Moo !

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Perhaps if some people around here would read things as they are intended to be read.. There was nothing dirty minded about that as it was being typed.

 

Rephrase It is a bunch of oversized brutes in padding and helmets, running around a field, occasionally slamming into each other, causing their protective head gear to make loud noise as it makes contact with another person's protective head gear.[/b] Is that better? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Thank God for that, Moo. The use of the word 'helmet' CAN get you into trouble in good old Blighty, and the thought of grown men clashing their helme........

 

WELL !!

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Apparently I don't know the other meaning of the word. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Women can do DIY too, m'dear. We are far more capable with tools than men might realize.

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Apparently I don't know the other meaning of the word. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Women can do DIY too, m'dear. We are far more capable with tools than men might realize.


I agree Moo, my wife is great at Demolish It Yourself! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Apparently not.. and I thought he was my friend.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

Men could fake them if they really wanted to. My thoughts on women who fake are, they are only cheating themselves. If some bloke was doing a crap job of pleasing me, why would I want to give a stellar performance of screaming and moaning? He would think he was doing something great, and continue to do that each time, thinking he was doing something great. In the end, the woman would have to fake every time because she lead him to believe he was doing something amazing.

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Apparently not.. and I thought he was my friend.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

Men could fake them if they really wanted to. My thoughts on women who fake are, they are only cheating themselves. If some bloke was doing a crap job of pleasing me, why would I want to give a stellar performance of screaming and moaning? He would think he was doing something great, and continue to do that each time, thinking he was doing something great. In the end, the woman would have to fake every time because she lead him to believe he was doing something amazing.



<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

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Is it true that Edgar G. Hoover discovered the 'G' Spot ?

 

Oh no, that was the 'G Men' !

 

(Definitely time for a whistle and to get me coat off the peg !) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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Forget the slap with Moo.

 

She's great for a test-tickle !

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