Graham Norcott new Iford manager

[Nikki 50/50]

what salon do you go to?

 

i'm getting mine done on friday,

[Sawbo Shaun]

lol..

 

I will not divulge that level of information on a public website ( Mine Monday)

[Nikki 50/50]

are you really? Im going to go blonder this time. Light ash, doesnt sound very blonde, sounds light brown!

[Mr Happy]

Come on Junior. Shauneeeeeeeeee comes from Liverpool. You just know that he'll pop into the local cornershop, buy a bottle of household bleach and stick his head into it!

[Nikki 50/50]

No way. No blonde is that stupid. actually i wonder how much it costs him to get his done? cos his hair is alot shorter than mine!

 

Shaun-eeee, thought u were from southport??

[Mr Happy]

Same silly accent so same place!!!

[Nikki 50/50]

the accent is NOT the same! trust me, my family say if their scousers then i'm a cockney, they hate it when i call them scallys.

[Sawbo Shaun]

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Mr Happy said:
Same silly accent so same place!!!

Similar is not the same, Welsh Git!

And Yes Jnr "Scarisbrick and Formby" are were the outlaws live

[Mr Happy]

What do you mean Welsh git!? Born and bred in Middlesex old boy and proud of it!

 

Besides, I've never shagged a sheep, just a couple of goats!

[Nikki 50/50]

I was born and bred Enfield!

 

When you coming to a game Shaun-eeee, dont remember last time i mugged you?! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Sawbo Shaun]

Headlines

 

" First Scouser to GET mugged by a bird"

 

When I get a chance I will pop along and give chops some abuse. Just don't want to get mobbed- Oh I forgot you all love other keepers now <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Nikki 50/50]

thats not true! obviously we all love chopper first, then who?? Louis Green was apparently good laugh and gave good banter, but i dont get to be there in first half so dont know much about him.

 

you'll always be my favourite cocky scouse keeper!!

 

no seriously, about time you did get conned by myself and arky, so come over!

[Arkwright]

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Mr Happy said:
Come on Junior. Shauneeeeeeeeee comes from Liverpool. You just know that he'll pop into the local cornershop, buy a bottle of household bleach and stick his head into it!

Is that how you lost yours?.

[Mr Happy]

The words pot and kettle spring to mind!!!

 

Shauneeeeeeeeeee won't be able to come to a game for some time. I hear he's been hired to go to New Orleans and teach the locals how to loot properly!

[Sawbo Shaun]

I will remember that comment on the 5th my friend- where will you be parking? I may have to get myself a new set of hubcaps for Xmas

[Nikki 50/50]

why the 5th?

 

just noticed your countdown timer shaun-eeee, whos that??!

[Mr Happy]

Us posh people from down south do not have hub caps old bean. Our cars are all equipped with alloy wheels.

 

If we're drinking on the 5th then either Mrs H will drive or we'll just have to lower ourselves and use public transport. Ooo, what filthy language, must go and wash my mouth out with soapy water!

[Sawbo Shaun]

Jnr Right winger - young kid

 

Happy Chops- Me too think it will be by the dreaded Pleb class transport. Do you know the best way? Bugger to get to the forum?

 

Also Alloys pah! I have got mates that can get them off quicker than a Ferrari pit crew

[Arkwright]

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Mr Happy said:
The words pot and kettle spring to mind!!!

Shauneeeeeeeeeee won't be able to come to a game for some time. I hear he's been hired to go to New Orleans and teach the locals how to loot properly!

I'm surprised at you Smiler, that New Orleans joke is in very bad taste.

[Mr Happy]

Will check and get back to you. Where will you be going from?