Something to make the girls smile

[Halifax Lass]

Women’s Humour

 

 

My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring

the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

 

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make

you happy tonight."

He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknob.

He couldn't get back in.

 

A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you

The happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you."

 

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love

To you really badly. She said - Well, you've succeeded.

 

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[Big J R]

Nothing like a good old Jo Brand joke, is there, Lass !