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Halifax Lass

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour.

 

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

 

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

 

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?

A: They can't stand criticism.

 

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,

and good looking?

A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

 

Q: What makes men chase women if they have no intention of

marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention

of driving.

 

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