Do not mess with kids

[pabird]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about

whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible

for a whale to swallow a

human because even though it was a very large

mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale

could not swallow a human;

it was physically impossible.

I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to

hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

 

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her

classroom of children while they

were drawing. She would occasionally walk around

to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows

that God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her

drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

 

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten

Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy

Father and thy Mother, she

asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us

how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the

oldest of a family) answered,"Thou shall not kill."

 

 

The children had all been photographed, and the

teacher was trying to

persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it

when you are all grown up

and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or

'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,"And there's the teacher,She's dead. "

 

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary

school for lunch. At the head of the table was a

large pile of apples. The

nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the

other end of the table was a

large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want.

God is watching the apples.