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Tall n Cool

By Tall n Cool
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A man is driving along the road early one morning, and he sees a car pull right up behind him flashing its lights. He ignores it for a little while, but eventually pulls over to see what the car wants.

 

A woman jumps out of the car and says to the bloke, "I've been following you for ages, flashing my lights at you. You're losing the load from your lorry."

 

The bloke looks at her in utter disbelief. "Are you thick or what? It's a gritting lorry you dozy cow! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/yelrotflmao.gif" alt="" /> "

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