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Essex Hospital remove wrong testical.

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This story was announced on Essex Fm news.

They will not mention which Essex Hospital it happened in. In case you identify the patient.

 

A public enquiry will be held, but it sounds like somebody ballsed up. Fancy losing the wrong one.

 

You can now un-cross your legs <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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I'll always remember the old joke of a magistrate who lost both testicles. He became a JUSTICE PRICK.

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It could only happen in Essex !

 

Bit like the Essex bird involved in a road traffic accident.

 

Ambulance man ask her "Where you bleeding from ?"

 

Sharon replies, [color:"red"] "Braintree, Mate !" [color:"black"]

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looks like a parsons nose on a chicken and when I shake my leg nothing one side and the other a morris dancer, about the shock wears off, you take no notice, doesnt even notice, trust me I am not a doctor, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />but speak from experience <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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Quote:
The Invisible Man said:
Good thing he didn't go in to have a leg off!



I thought that had already happened!

Doctor " I have some bad news and some good news!
Patient "What is the bad news?"
Doctor "We cut off your good leg, when we realised we cut off your bad leg too!"
Patient "What the feck is the good news?"
Doctor " The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"
Now it could just be a sick joke.........But you never know! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Patient in first bed: "I've just been castrated !"

 

Patient in second bed: "Really ? I've just been circumcised !"

 

Patient in first bed: "F*CK ! That was the word I wanted !!!"

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