Another blonde joke

[Tall n Cool]

A blonde woman walks into an electrical store and says to the bloke behind the counter, "I'd like to buy that television please." The bloke says, "I'm terribly sorry, but we don't serve blonde women in here."

 

The blonde walks out in disgust, but returns later that day wearing a brown wig. "I'd like to buy that television over there please." The bloke behind the counter says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve blondes in here."

 

The woman returns to the store the next day wearing a ginger wig. She asks the same question again, only to get another refusal. She decides to ask the bloke how he knows she's blonde when she has been wearing disguises.

 

He tells her it's very simple. "Look love, I can't sell you that television over there. IT'S A MICROWAVE YOU DOZY COW."

 

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[David Holden]

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[Big J R]

Well ! Someone's got to !

[Tall n Cool]

Actually this joke was told to me by 8 year old niece! You've gotta get your material from somewhere eh??