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Irish Identity Parade !

Big J R

By Big J R
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Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the mortuary needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean were sent for.

 

Seamus went in and said "Yup he's burnt pretty badly, so roll him over."

 

The mortuary attendant rolled him over and Seamus said "Nope: That ain't him."

 

The attendant thought that was strange and then he called in Sean to look at him. "Yup he's badly burnt. Roll him over !" The attendant rolled him over " No: That ain't him."

 

The attendant asked how they knew it was'nt Paddy.

 

Sean said "Well he had two a*seholes !"

 

"What - He had 2 a*seholes ???" exclaimed to mortuary attendant.

 

"Yep !" replied Sean. "Everyone knew he had two a*seholes. Each time he went into two town, folk would say, 'Here comes paddy with them 2 a*seholes...!!"

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