Men are like......

[Sharming Paula]

Laxatives ..... they irritate the sh1t out of you

Bananas ..... The older they get the less firm they are

Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them

Blenders ..... You need one but you're not sure why

Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips

Commercials ..... You can't beleive a word they say

Department Stores ..... there clothes are always 1/2 off

Government Bonds ..... They take soooo long to mature

Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion

Popcorn..... They satisfy you but only for a little while

Snowstorms ..... You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at but not very bright

and finally...

Men are like parking spots ..... all the best ones are taken - the rest are weird.

[coupwotcoup]

PMTs or bad company tonight? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Sharming Paula]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Well its not PMT

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Why are a womans problems called PMT???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because mad cows disease was already taken!

[Bitch]

Paula, i enjoyed that post! Not heard the similies before <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

 

Coupy baby........you should know better than ask a lady such a personal question! But talking of PMT!........

 

Fact:

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces

attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

 

For

example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged,

masculine features.

 

And just before she is menstruating, she prefers a

man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a criket bat stuffed up his [****!!****]!

[coupwotcoup]

Hi treacle...you are up late tonight?

[Bitch]

Hi Coupy gorgeous, i'm up late, and about to sleep - the land of nod beckons......Speak to you tomorrow if you are around <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

of course...xxx

sleep well

[Big J R]

Quote:

Bitch said:

Fact:
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

I'm told this an example of very early mentrual cycles !