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Moo said:
Women who dress in very little amounts of clothing, then want to complain when men notice.


It's all part of the act, anyway its when u talk to our chests that peeve us and not our faces

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In-ear Bluetooth receivers anywhere but in a car.

 

Apologies if you wear one (actually, no, I'm just being polite...) but you see some sorry souls wandering about Sainsbury's with a Star Trek communicator whacked in their ear which says to me (a) I'm really important and about to get a call any minute and I'm simply unable to use the handset cos I want to walk around looking like a tit and (B) I look like I have friends... but I haven't. I just wear this for effect.

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People who moan too much.


Taking the risk of being one of those people...

Traffic being a nightmare due to the festival going on in town this weekend, although I will be there myself, in the beer tent.

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traffic wardens when they have just written a ticket out and put it on your car and love to hear you pull all the excuses going but know you will get a fine.

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Those little brats that splatter dirty soapy water on my windscreen at traffic lights <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />,Then have the cheek to ask for a quid. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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Pathfinder said:
Those little brats that splatter dirty soapy water on my windscreen at traffic lights <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />,Then have the cheek to ask for a quid. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


Turn your wipers on, so it is impossible for them to do anything!

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getting a double glazing company ring you up and say, we are in your road, can we quote for replacing your windows etc, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr have a bloody closer look, you will see there have been replaced already

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People who phone those premium-rate lines to vote for some celeb or other in some crappy reality TV show.

 

Wish I'd thought of such a fast moneymaking scheme based on the general public's gullibility... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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