Is he serious?

[Stu M]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/5405254.stm

 

Collymore, Premiership? Ha ha ha. Looks a bit porkier than I remember him, and the game will have got much quicker since he last 'graced' it. League Two if you're lucky Stan...

[Jimmy]

He is guaranteed to score a blinder on debut then moan for weeks. A slightly more talented version of Jefferson then.

[Sth_London_Fleet]

I saw him at the world cup, pissed up and looking well bloated, it's going to take more than holiday in Tenerife to sort him out.

[1 F in Fleet]

Unless he hires a car (nudge nudge) ... it won't do much for his fitness , but it might put paid to what sounds like too much testoterone (arf arf )

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[ColtheJock]

We will have him at Charlton!!!!! Anything to help get us off the bottom of the table.

 

Lol.

 

:-)

[jc]

Alas, too late for tomorrow night's game I fear

[Stu M]

Of. Grandeur. Delusions. Fat. Tw@t.

 

Rearrange these words.

 

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Collymore's agent, Simon Kennedy, told BBC Radio Stoke the striker has "no interest whatsoever" in playing non-league football.

 

Kennedy says Collymore wants to return to football but will only consider a Premiership or Championship club.

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[Harry J Allstars]

Quote:

Stu M said:
Collymore's agent, Simon Kennedy, told BBC Radio Stoke the striker has "no interest whatsoever" in playing non-league football.

Phew for a second there I was terrified about tonights result.

Meanwhile...

Quote:

Collymore "played" for Crystal Palace, Southend, Nottingham Forest, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Fulham, Leicester, Bradford and Real Oviedo and retired in 2001.

I bet I can find fans of all these clubs that would beg to differ.