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Christmas chucle for those having a bad day


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Christmas story for people having a bad day…...

 

 

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce

toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the

pre-Christmas pressure.

 

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit, which

stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

about to give birth and the two others had jumped the fence and were out,

Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the

floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys

were scattered.

So ..... frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider

and a shot of rum.

 

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the

cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped

the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over

the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found mice had eaten all

the straw off the end of the broom.

 

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,

yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully,

'Merry Christmas Santa' Isn't this a lovely day?

I have a beautiful tree for you. where would you like me to stick it?"

 

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas

tree.

 

 

Merry Christmas

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