hello! I'm a rumor collector :)

[Bitch]

I'm 5'1 and that all important half Do you give or take an inch?

[MCP]

give would be best

[Bitch]

I'll brace myself

 

If you are the same hieght as Smallsy, that makes you 4'?

[MCP]

about 2 foot 5 actually

[Bitch]

Do you wear a romper suit in goal too?

[MCP]

no thats just him

[Bitch]

I hear he wears 6 inch studs in his boots to push him up to 4'6"

[MCP]

i can't comment on such rumors

 

 

(yes he does)

[Bitch]

I'm not one to gossip but....

 

I don't know why i'm having a pick on Smallsy week. It's not usually my style....I seem to recall him being personally abusive towards me once, not that i hold a grudge. I usually just plot thier death, so he's getting off lightly He did make me laugh a lot yesterday though

[MCP]

thats because he's a funny person

[Bitch]

Does he realise?

 

Ahh, you know him in real life

[MCP]

i've met him a few times at various football games and as coup says he never shuts up

[Bitch]

Bless him. Do you pat him on the head and tickle him under the chin?

[MCP]

no that might have looked a bit weird

[Bitch]

Fair enough!

 

Do you think the 'Rumor' collector is bored with us yet?

 

So if your favourite hobbies are football and drinking, what football team do you support and what drink do you drink? ;p)

[MCP]

yes but i don't think that should stop us

 

Romford obviously and i'll watch nearly any esl team and i'll drink whatever people buy me

[Bitch]

I purposely asked what football team! Sorry

 

Hmmm....What drink shall i buy you...A short?

[MCP]

oi thats not very nice now is it

 

you can buy me whatever drink you like

[Bitch]

I meant something short and fizzy that will get up your nose like me

 

I've got you down for a real mans drink. So, pint of stella it is

[MCP]

that'll do or any larger really or magners or sambucca really