David James

[The Great Eckscape]

West Ham Goalkeeper David James was driving down the M25 doing 100mph. Soon, he is spotted by a policeman who in turn pulls him over.

 

"Right Mr. James" says the policeman, "as you were exceeding the speed limit I must ask you to take a breatherliser test to see if you have been drinking."

 

However, James gives him a piece of paper from his doctor which reads "THIS MAN IS AN ASTHMATIC, PLEASE DO NOT ASK HIM TO TAKE A BREATHERLISER TEST."

 

"Okay then" replies the policeman, "I'll have to ask you to give me a blood sample."

 

James then gives him another piece of paper which reads "THIS MAN IS A HAEMOPHILIAC, PLEASE DO NOT ASK HIM TO GIVE A BLOOD SAMPLE."

 

Getting annoyed now, the policeman says "alright then, I'll have to ask you to give me a urine sample."

 

To this, James gives him another piece of paper which reads "THIS MAN IS A WEST HAM FOOTBALLER, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE PISS!"

[matthew oliver]

haha