Old, but still very Funny !

[Big J R]

A German guy approaches a prostitute

"I vish to buy sex vit you"

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £20 an hour"

"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"

 

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four Large bedsprings and a duck caller.

 

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs"

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to

her hands and knees.

 

"Now, you vill get on your hans und knees"

 

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

 

"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."

 

She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the

energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

 

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced,

and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say:

 

"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

(wait for it!!!!!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique" !!!!!!!