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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Creates Car bomb Story 2nd day of their reign.
They wouldn't would they???????????????


you're learning very quickly grasshopper.. grin

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And a second bomb,both miraculously didn't go off.

Seems like a success for Gordon chubby Brown on his second day in power.

 

And they expect us to believe there will be no more spin!!

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Brown is a jock in charge of us.How comes the scottish can have a say in how england is run but we have no say in how their country is run.Ever feel like a mug in your own country???

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Brown is the new Francis Urquhart.


You might well say that Cantos, I, However, couldn't possibly comment !'

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How could this possibly be deemed a success for Brown or the security services? They had absolutely no intelligence about the attack and the fact that neither bomb went off and that they were discovered in time was sheer fluke.

 

The first one was spotted by an ambulance crew who had gone to tend to a girl who'd drunk too much and the other one was given a parking ticket and taken to a pound. The attendants only reported the strong petrol smell after having seen the news on the first one.

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Brown is a jock in charge of us.How comes the scottish can have a say in how england is run but we have no say in how their country is run.Ever feel like a mug in your own country???


Seems Glasgow is in for it now. Was standing outside that terminal building about 13 months ago so no laughing matter frown

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Brown is a jock in charge of us.How comes the scottish can have a say in how england is run but we have no say in how their country is run.Ever feel like a mug in your own country???


Probably revenge for all those centuries when it was the other way round... wink

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Originally Posted By: Stu M
Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Brown is a jock in charge of us.How comes the scottish can have a say in how england is run but we have no say in how their country is run.Ever feel like a mug in your own country???


Probably revenge for all those centuries when it was the other way round... wink



I've heard he gets his wife to call him Braveheart, in bed!

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Apparently Brown's Team have issued a pack to all Labour MP's for them to sell Brown to their constituents on the theme "Brown is exciting". All they have to do is insert the name of the constituent and costituency and add their name and it is all pre-prepared. (True)

 

Here is a single page which was retrieved from our local MP's office:

 

"Every morning Gordon is up with the lark at 5.58 and 30 seconds, to make sure he is able to save the battery on his alarm clock set to go off at 6.00pm.

 

He rushes to the bathroom and adjusts the shower to cold, to save on the gas, and has his shower for 1m30 seconds delivering 13.5 litres. He then squeezes 15 mm of toothpaste onto his brush and brushes each tooth individually.

 

After dressing he goes down for breakfast and quickly pops out of the private quarters and pinches the papers from the porters lodge - no point in paying extra to have them delivered to No 10.

 

He then consults his magnetic board for the pre-planned breakfast of the day, perhaps 17 shreddies, 25grams of sugar and 125 ml of skimmed milk - don't want to get too flash.

 

At this point he has his first political thought of the day "With any luck at least 100 pensioners will have died overnight reducing the amount of social security to be paid out". He then turns on the radio to listen to Today. "Three more soldiers killed in Iraq - ah weel, verra sad, but theres always a silver lining - it'll save on the uniforms and forces payroll."

 

Quick call to Alastair Darling. "Alastair - please can ye turn to page 3 of the Chancellor's manual 2007 - 2010, I left ye. Can ye report at the Cabinet meeting about how the plans to screw private pensions are going and how much of the £5 billion we collected overnight. Also can ye find out how many pensioners we're prosecuting for nonpayment of council tax this week - I love tae hear the pips squeak.".........

 

Then phone call to Des Brown "Broon, how come the idiot's tried to blaw up Glasgie Airporrt - I though we agreed they were going round to Alex Salmond's hoose......"

 

Call comes in - "What did ye say yer name was, Tony who? Do I know ye?"

 

Should be exciting enough for the Sedgefield.......

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Originally Posted By: YELLOW
Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Brown is a jock in charge of us.How comes the scottish can have a say in how england is run but we have no say in how their country is run.Ever feel like a mug in your own country???


Seems Glasgow is in for it now. Was standing outside that terminal building about 13 months ago so no laughing matter frown


if you look closely at the video footage of the burning paki stani terrorist you can see the fuzz noticeably crunch his bollox with the size 12 tuffs.. grin

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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
Originally Posted By: YELLOW
Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Brown is a jock in charge of us.How comes the scottish can have a say in how england is run but we have no say in how their country is run.Ever feel like a mug in your own country???


Seems Glasgow is in for it now. Was standing outside that terminal building about 13 months ago so no laughing matter frown


if you look closely at the video footage of the burning paki stani terrorist you can see the fuzz noticeably crunch his bollox with the size 12 tuffs.. grin


"He tried to eradicate his excrutiatingly itchy bollox on me boot, honest, Sarge !"

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