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In Memorium....

Burnham Lad

By Burnham Lad
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When her husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when her late husband's sister phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea."

 

Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity if he was remembered as a great lover rather than the big sh*t he was!"

 

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