Perhaps one for the Ladies?

[Wilf]

A typical male chauvinist was walking out of his front door when his wife asked him to mend the fridge door as the cold air was escaping and food was going mouldy.

 

He said "I'm off to the pub. Do you think I've got Mr Zanussi written on my forehead?"

 

"OK" she says, "but will you take a look at the front doorstep on the way out? The preservative has been rubbed off and I think it may go rotten"

 

Same sort of response - "Do you think I have Mr Ronseal written across my forehead?? I'm off to meet the boys"

 

He arrives home well after closing time. When he opens the front door he sees that the step has been rubbed down, stained and varnished. When he goes to the fridge for his final beer before bedtime, he realises it is cold, and that the door is shutting perfectly on a brand new seal.

 

He wakes his wife and asks how she has managed to complete such "masculine" tasks, and she tells him that being a woman, she just stood out in the road and cried.....

 

"Eventually a really handsome young man came along and when I told him my problems he said that he would fix them both provided I would either bake him a cake or make love with him" she said.

 

Her husband asked her what kind of cake she baked, and she replied...

 

"I'm off to bed. Do you think I've got Mr Kipling written across my forehead???"

 

 

[Big J R]

WILF.

 

F***ing Brilliant !