Harlem Dialect !!

[Big J R]

Harlem Spellin' Bee

 

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.

 

He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

 

1. HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

 

2. DICTATE- My girfriend say my dictate good.

 

3. CATACOMB- I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody gotta get that catacomb.

 

4. FORECLOSE- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

 

5. RECTUM- I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

 

6. DISSAPOINTMENT- My parole officer tol' me if I miss Disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

 

7. PENIS- I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

 

8. ISRAEL- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

 

9. UNDERMINE- There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

 

10. ACOUSTIC- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool-hall.

 

11.IRAQ- When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

 

12. STAIN- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

 

13. FORTIFY- I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

 

14. INCOME- I just got inta bed wif da ho and income my wife.