Irish Medical Assistant !

[Big J R]

A Doctor wanted to take the day off and play golf, so he approached his Irish assistant, Paddy.

 

"I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the clinic. You can take care of things I'm sure - just look after our patients along the lines I usually follow"

 

The doctor returns the following day and asks: "So Paddy, how was your day ?"

 

Paddy tells him there were three patients...

 

"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."

 

"Bravo Paddy and the second one ?" asks the doctor.

 

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gavascol".

 

"Excellent - you're good at this - and what about the third one ?"

 

"Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a very beautiful, well developed woman comes into the surgery and un-dresses herself, taking off everything, lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouting: 'HELP ME ! For five years I haven't seen a man !'"

 

"Good God",says the doctor. "What did you do ?"

 

"I put drops in her eyes !"