What Sex are they ??

[Big J R]

WHAT SEX ARE THEY??

 

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can

always see right through them.

 

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

 

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

 

TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

 

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

 

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain

water.

 

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

 

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000

years, but it's handy to have around.

 

REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.