Here is the punchline nows whats the joke ?

[Pagey]

 

It proves that two Wongs dont make a right

 

 

(and yes it should say Wongs)

[AussieACE]

Here's my go:

 

Mr and Mrs Wong from Hong Kong were visiting Sydney. They hire a car and head East for Bondi Beach, but get lost in Watson Bay.

 

They stop and ask a local how to get to Bondi. The local is in fact an Italian tourist, but he knows the way to Bondi.

 

"Justa go to the topa the hill anda maka turn. You cana see the beach from there."

 

Mr and Mrs Wong drive to the top of the hill and turn, but sadly to the left and straight over The Gap (famous sea cliff) to their death.

 

Eventually the police arrive and ask the Italian witness how the accident occured.

 

He answers, "I don'ta know how it happened, all I know is that it proves two Wongs don't make a right".

 

[Greg_Dyke]

I had a bad car accident on Wednesday...

 

rolled my Vauxhall Viva, into a ditch, and had to be pulled out by a passing group of walkers. 2 married couples in fact...the Smiths and the Clackers.

 

Luckily i was pulled out by the Smiths....

 

which proves two Wongs don't make a right