Viagra......

[Mersea Pete]

 

A man goes to visit his 85 year old grandfather in Hospital.

" How are you grandpa?" he asks.

" Feeling fine." says the old man.

" What's the food like?"

" Terrific, wonderful menus"

" And the nursing staff?"

" Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care

of you."

" What about sleeping?, do you sleep O.K.?"

" No problam at all" replies the old man, " 9 hours solid ever

night. At 10 o clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and

a Viagra tablet..........and that's it, I'm out like a light"

 

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he

rushes off to question the sister in charge.

" What are you people doing?" he says, " I'm told your giving

an 85 year old man Viagra on a daily basis, surely this can't

be true?"

" Oh yes" replies the nurse, " every night at 10 o,clock we

give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra. It works

wonderfully well. The chocolate helps him to sleep, and the

Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."