PEANUTS....

[Mersea Pete]

 

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients

to a football match.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to

his commands.

 

When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite

well.

As the National Anthem started.....the doctor yelled,

" Up Nuts" and the patients all complied by standing up.

After the anthem....he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat

back down in their seats.

After the first goal was scored, the doctor yelled, " Cheer

Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the referee made a particularly bad call against the

home team, the doctor yelled,"Boooo Nuts!!!" and they all

started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go for

a drink and a hot dog... leaving his assistant in charge.

 

When he returned, there was a riot in progress there was

police and stewards everywhere.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, " What in the

world happened?"

The assistant replied, " Well everything was going just fine

until this guy walked up and yelled, " PEANUTS!!!!!"