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Kate Winslet Cult for Miserable people

 

The argument upon which the Winslet Cult is built is called the Winslet Argument and goes as follows:

 

If you are ill and call a doctor, Kate Winslet will not fall in love with you.

 

Likewise, if you are ill and do not call a doctor, Kate Winslet will still not fall in love with you.

 

Therefore, there is no point in calling a doctor. And Kate Winslet still doesn't know you exist.

You may as well die sad and lonely...

 

 

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Originally Posted By: Andrew S
Who is Kate Winslet and why should we care? confused2

Is this the Kate Winslet paradigm?


I think you'll find that this is she, of 'Titanic' fame !

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In one of her early films, she proved she dowesn't favour a Brazilian or a Hollywood.

 

There must be a pic of it somewhere. I can't remember the films title.

 

Can anyone help ?

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Heavenly Creatures wasn't the film I had in mind. That's the true story about two school girls in New Zealand who have an intense relationship and decide to murder one of their mothers, if memory serves.

 

I'll see if I can find the one I was thinking of on IMDB.

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It was Jude. Based on Hardy's Jude the Obscure and also starred Christopher "Dr Who" Ecclestone.

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Originally Posted By: Martin
It was Jude. Based on Hardy's Jude the Obscure and also starred Christopher "Dr Who" Ecclestone.


I think you're right Martin.

I've just watched the streamed trailer of Jude on the Web, and although it obviously doesn't show the 'bush' scene, the beginning of the actual scene in in question is shown.

I might have to get started on som of Dame Helen Mirren's famous scenes !

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.... and Whigfield is wearing what appears to be a wedding ring !

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..............Gary Glitter thinks it is !

 

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She treated her first husband Jim Threapleton terribly who has kept a dignified silence ever since their divorce

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
She treated her first husband Jim Threapleton terribly who has kept a dignified silence ever since their divorce


Perhaps he should have given her a 'slap', then !!!

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