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So who saw Kate on the show last night, she was on great form and Graham Norton actually allows his guests to speak unlike the appalling Jonathan Ross

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So who saw Kate on the show last night, she was on great form and Graham Norton actually allows his guests to speak unlike the appalling Jonathan Ross

 

Ah, at long last - something about which we agree! Jonathan Woss is appalling!

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So who saw Kate on the show last night, she was on great form and Graham Norton actually allows his guests to speak unlike the appalling Jonathan Ross

 

Ah, at long last - something about which we agree! Jonathan Woss is appalling!

I don't think he's even that good.

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I assume that you all saw the pictures of Kate earlier this week from the Paris premiere of her new film Carnage but if not then fill your boots:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064051/Kate-Winslet-shows-curves-Stella-McCartney-dress-Carnage-premiere.html

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I had to have a cold shower after reading my Mail

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I see that Kate looked stunning as always for the Premiere of the 3D version of Titanic last week at the Royal Albert Hall, fifteen years after the original blockbuster which LATO still claims he has never seen:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/9170375/Kate-Winslet-walks-red-carpet-for-premiere-of-Titanic-3D.html

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2121187/Titanic-3D-premiere-Kate-Winslet-looks-breathtaking-15-years-film-global-star.html

 

 

 

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and the fantastic Winslett series of films on Freesat at the moment.

 

Boobs everywhere.

 

Think I need a lie-down !

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I think kate winslet is a really good actress, especially in the film Titanic! I think she still looks the same from back in the day to now :P

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especially in the film Titanic!

LATO wouldn't know as he has never seen the iconic film

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I see that Kate Winslet is deservedly to be made a CBE in the Queen's Birthday Honours list and is just reward for her 'significan contribution' to modern Britain and film:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157090/One-add-awards-cabinet-Kate-Winslet-receive-CBE-Queens-Honours-List.html?ITO=1490

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I see Kate is currently in Massachusetts filming her latest movie 'Labor Day', due for release next year, about a depressed single Mother who gives a hitch hiker a lift not knowing that he is an escaped convict. Incredibly Kate has confessed that she is sick and tired of the iconic Titanic theme 'My Heart Will Go On' and told MTV News that she feels like throwing up whenever she hears it:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2156276/Kate-Winslet-manages-dodge-rain-help-assistant-set-Labor-Day.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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I see that, incredibly, Kate has married for a third time, this time in a secret New York ceremony to Sir Richard Branson 's wayward nephew Ned Abel Smith who bizarely changed his surname to ‘RocknRoll’ by deed poll some years ago:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2253553/Kate-Winslet-marries-Ned-Rocknroll-secret-ceremony-New-York-Leonardo-DiCaprio-gives-away.html

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I see that Kate is in the family way again with her third child, the jury is still very much out on her husband, Ned Rocknroll, and I fear that the marriage will eventually go the same way as her previous two:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2335974/Kate-Winslet-pregnant-Star-expecting-child-husband-Ned-Rock-n-Roll.html?ico=tvshowbiz^mostread

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That's showbiz for you!

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The Mayor of Simpleton - Strangely Kate is another Ulrika Jonsson isn't she when it comes to choosing husbands

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............ and enjoying plenty of C0CK ??

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It's extraordinary isn't it how amazing women, such as Kate and Ulrika Jonsson, can't seem to find the right man in their lives and have children with umpteen partners, I give Kate's latest marriage two years at the most!

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They're celebs though - drink, drugs, sex, divorce.... all in a day's work for them.

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Congratulations to Kate Winslet who has given birth to her third child, a 9lb baby boy. Kate has faced some unfair criticism lately and has been described as a so called '3x3' mum due to her three children with three different fathers, Jim Threapleton, Sam Mendes and latest husband Ned Abel-Smith who later changed his name by deed poll to the ridiculous Ned Rocknroll so you have to ask yourself how long Kate's third marriage is going to last:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2521600/Kate-Winslet-gives-birth-healthy-9lb-baby-boy.html

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I see that Kate and her husband have named their newborn baby 'Bear' however fortunately common sense has prevailed and the baby has taken Kate's surname:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2528191/Kate-Winslet-names-newborn-son-Bear.html

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