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Mixed nuts

AussieACE

By AussieACE
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A coach driver was taking a group of seniors on a day tour of the coast. Ten minutes after the trip started a little old dear tapped him on the shoulder and gave him a handful of nuts.

 

"Ta very much", says the driver.

 

Ten minutes later the old lady is back with another handful.

 

The pattern repeats a few more times until the driver says,

 

"That's enough thanks love, I can't eat any more. You and your friends can eat the rest."

 

"We can't eat them", says the old lady. "We've all got dentures or no teeth."

 

"If you can't eat them, then why do you buy them?", exclaimed the driver.

 

"Because we all love the chocolate coating."

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