Oh dear

[AussieACE]

A man goes hunting and kills a deer.

 

He brings the meat home and his wife cooks some for dinner.

 

Their two young children have not eaten deer before and ask what it is.

 

The father, aware that the children might react badly to being told the it is the meat of a cute little deer, tries to soften telling them and says, "Well, it is something that mummy calls daddy."

 

One child turns to the other and exclaims, "Don't eat it, its feckin ar5ehole!"