Two Mutes !!

[Big J R]

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.

 

Mute One: "What would you like to do?"

Mute Two: "I don't know, what about you?"

Mute One: "Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun"

Mute Two: "Good idea."

 

So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.

 

Front Seat Mute: "What?"

Back Seat Mute: "Have you got any protection?"

Front Seat Mute: "No. Have you?"

Back Seat Mute: "No. We'd better go to a chemist and get some."

 

They drive to a chemist and the man in the back seat get outs and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.

 

Inside Mute: "What?"

Outside Mute: "I can't make the chemist understand what I want."

Inside Mute: "I know what to do."

Outside Mute: "What?"

Inside Mute: "Go back inside. Put £5 on the counter and put your todger on the counter. He'll know what you want."

Outside Mute: "Good idea."

 

The man goes back into the chemists and two minutes later he's back at the car window.

 

Inside Mute: "Well?"

Outside Mute: " It didn't work !"

Inside Mute: "What do you mean, it didn't work ?"

Outside Mute: "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put a £5 note on the counter and I put my pecker on the counter beside it. Then he put his pecker on the counter. It was bigger than mine so he picked up my £5. note !!"