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A Quickie for Wilf !!


Big J R

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A little girl sneaks into the bathroom and sees her father in the shower. Naturally, she is curious, and asks what his testicles are.

 

"Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life !" he tells her.

 

Impressed, the girl then repeats this information to her mother, who replies,

 

"Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging on ?"

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Bit like the little girl who noticed the pronounced cleft in her Mum's private regions.

 

"Thats where God hit me with an axe" said Mum....

 

To which her daughter replied "F***ing good shot. Got you right in the ***********" (make up your own! )

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