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The frog


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Once upon a time, in a land far away.....A beautiful, self assured Princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant green meadow close to her castle. The frog hopped onto the Princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast her spell upon me, however one kiss from you and I will turn back into the young dapper Prince that I am. And then we can marry, my sweet, and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals...clean my clothes...bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy for doing so." That night, while dining on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself....." I don't f***ing think so.

 

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