Yet another operation

[AussieACE]

This man goes to the doctor and says, “D......D......Doctor, I......I......” The poor fellow stutters on to explain how his stuttering has become so bad that it is ruining his life and he is looking for a medical solution.

 

The doctor says, “Well you had better go behind the screen and get undressed so that I can give you a full examination.”

 

The fellow does as told and when undressed the doctor steps behind the screen and is immediately startled by the huge size of the man’s ‘member’. “Well”, says the doctor. “There’s your problem. Your member is too big and it’s putting a strain on your brain.”

 

“Is there anything you can do?” the man stutters.

 

“There’s only one sure cure and that’s a transplant.”

 

The man is stunned, but he is in such misery that he agrees.

 

Several months later, after the successful operation, the man returns to the doctor.

 

“Doctor, you can tell that my speech is now perfect and I’ve been very pleased for that. However, my wife is terribly unhappy because, with my new small ‘member’ I can no longer satisfy her sexually. It’s caused her such upset that I’m here to find out if I could have my old ‘member’ re-transplanted.”

 

And the doctor answered,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“N......N......N......No!”