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I can't hear you.

AussieACE

By AussieACE
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A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for the rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window that she can't hear him.

 

So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.")

 

She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slaps her bum, then rubs her crotch.

 

The man is confused and runs upstairs.

 

"What? What was that?"

 

"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."

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