World War 111

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Subject: FW: WORLD WAR III IS COMING

 

President Bush and Secretary Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

 

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that

Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

 

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

 

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a

real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

 

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

 

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

 

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million

Muslims and one blonde with big tits."

 

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why

kill a blonde with big tits?"

 

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you

no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".